Monday, 20 January 2014

96 Gay Contacts On My Phone – But I Am Not Gay







                                                                     



   Don’t find it hard to believe because in all sincerity, this is a true life story and I didn’t get it from anyone else, its my own personal life story which I experienced and mind you it has not ended yet so what I beg from all readers is a comment or perhaps an action which I should take.

          Please note that I have nothing against the gay folks even though this is the second article I am writing about them I believe being gay is just their sexuality and just a part of their life and not their entire personality. Moreover it was of recent that President Goodluck approved same sex marriage, so this seems like the right time to share this story with the entire public.

It started April 2013 and I must confess it was my mistake or my naïve action at the time that lead to this problem, but I am a man and I am man enough to admit my mistakes.
There was this guy in my facebook list, we had been friends for four years we have not seen for once and in an entire year we barely chat for more than one hour. But I was aware that this guy is a graduate of the university which I attend and at March I was looking for an Industrial Training place, so I contacted this guy if he had any connection for me and he said he would work on it. Consecutively this guy would call me up and ask me some questions about myself in the name that he was helping me fill out some company’s form and I would oblige him the information and it went on and on until one night by 11:30pm when he called me up on my phone, waking me up in my sleep only to ask me if I am Gay I was deeply angered that I roared a big NO at him and he simply cut the phone. 

When I woke up in the morning, I thought it was a dream, but when I cross checked my call log I saw that he truly called me and I was like saying to myself what kind of a firm asks an individual if he is gay? So from that day I started suspecting the guy.

And true to my suspicions, from the next day the guy started making serious advances towards me, and as at first I thought it was a joke. He would say all those raw words of theirs like how long is your *******, how long do you last and all sorts of discussions a naughty girl should ask a guy. He even went further to add me on 2go with my number and started sharing me some gay pictures of guys in the act, but I would always tell this guy that I am straight but he continued and so after some weeks of disturbances I had to remove him from my 2go and blocked him, but he was still a contact on facebook.

So on a fateful afternoon, just like every other afternoon I was on facebook and I saw his picture, it was zoomed majorly to his face level and a little of his chest was showing and I saw some comments by some of his friends and one of his friend asked why is your mouth like that and I foolishly went and commented also, what was not my concern o I went and left a comment and I said “how will his mouth not be like that after all the Gaylord focker activities he carries out with his mouth” those were my exact words. And I exited facebook, but shortly after an hour of my post the guy called me and was very livid with anger saying why did I make such a comment on his wall, that do I know how many people at his work has called him and was complaining? And he went on and on and I was like “get out, that’s good for you when you were pestering my life for weeks you did not know. moreover if you are Gay why are you hiding it? Why not tell the world?” and he said he has removed me from his facebook and he would deal with me.

And that was the beginning of my problems with Gays, for some reasons he assigned a Gay friend of his on facebook by name “Emeka Victor Obi” to start impersonating me and as at the time my facebook account was open and they collected much of my pictures especially where I was not putting on shirt or where I was wearing only singlet and he will post it on his wall saying if you want hot sex, call this number and he will put up my number there, he didn’t stop there he was so busy adding all my friends in the name of making them think I am Gay. But I was unaware of all this actions by the guy. It was not until I started getting some funny calls like “Emeka where are you? Emeka I love you, Emeka lets have ***, Emeka *** me, Emeka I want to *** you.” and I was like who is Emeka? Who is Emeka? It was not until some of my friends called me up and told me that a guy called “Emeka Victor Obi” is impersonating me as Gay on facebook. I quickly logged onto facebook and ran a search on his name and lo and behold my picture was his profile picx and he had my pictures all over his account, I was shocked I nearly burst out in tears but I held back, afterall I am a Man and it was I who caused this problem in the first place. So heeding to the advice of a friend I publicly announced on my facebook account about the Impersonator “Emeka Victor Obi” and that relieved most of my friends and majority of them removed him, but any of them that tries to make a comment on the Impersonator’s page stating that he is fake. The Emeka guy would quickly remove him or her. 

From April to May was not funny at all I usually receive not less than 15 calls from Gays asking me where am I or saying something raw. So I resolved in putting my phone on silent and not picking up calls that does not reflect a name on my phone’s contact, but the disturbance persisted and I had to call the Guy up, the one that assigned Emeka Victor Obi to impersonate me. You would notice that I am yet to mention his name, I know for certain that he is Gay and I also know now that he is secret of it and as such I wont repeat his name and risk restarting what happened in April 2013 to happen this year again.

And so I called him up and said I was sorry for my actions and that everyday in life everybody learns and that I have learned my lesson very well and very clear that he should please call the Emeka Victor Obi guy and have him take down my pictures from his account …. Guess what he said??..........................................
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Dear Reader I have to stop here for now majorly for two reasons
1. I need to see readers reactions? if they need me to continue
2. The story is very cumbersome and honestly i cant type it all in a day.
But I promise to bring the concluding part of this real life story that is still ongoing within the week ………….. for the moment you can search Emeka Victor Obi on facebook and you would still see all of my picx there as the guy still impersonates me up to this day.




Thursday, 16 January 2014

WHILE I WAS STILL A VIRGIN, A GAY PASTOR ASSAULTED ME



   






        






The day was 12th January, 2014 and I was in church it was 6:15am mass and you know they are one or two things you hear people say and it matches a word in your database concerning activities that have happened in your life in time past.
          So I heard the priest say the word  “Brethen” and I was like fair enough a guy can call me brethren without me been suspicious of his motive, perhaps he can also call me “Beloved” but that would be the limit cos if a guy calls me “Dear” I definitely will conceive in my mind that he is gay.
          And this drifted my thoughts to the time while I was still 19 years old, a young handsome boy and at the time I was still a virgin. I was just a year out of secondary school and still searching for admission into a university, I was not in Lagos which is my base state, I was in the east Nigeria, Anambra state to be precise and I was in my village because I had in mind to obtain admission to Nnamdi Azikwe University, Awka.
          The incident took place when I accustomed my grand mother to a distant farm of hers, being young and energetic I was some miles in front of her on our way to the farm and I was also a little bit tired, so when I turned back to take a view at her, I saw she was discussing with some of her friends on the way, so I decided to take a rest. I saw a pavement in front of a nice compound, I dropped my wheelbarrow and took a seat and was waiting on my granny.
          Unknown to me I was dressed in black top and black short and been alone there I was just in thoughts but suddenly a man just came out of the building and interrupted me in my thoughts, and looking at him he was young, tall and should be in his late 20’s. immediately he told me that something was disturbing my mind, that he has seen me in the spirit and everything is not alright, it was then that I noticed the Bible he had under his armpit. He didn’t stop there he told me he was a pastor and he began telling me about the exploits God has worked through him and he asked me to reveal the cause of my troubles to him, so I checked myself, I have attempted JAMB once and POST UME and I was not successful, so I reluctantly told him that I had admission problem and that was where the whole story began.
          The Pastor told me he is a graduate Anambra State University Uli and he also had some contacts in Nnamdi Azikwe University, Awka. He said he has seen me from afar and that the Lord has ministered to him to help me. He furthered told me he will be at a an overnight Church crusade that night in a distant village and I should come with him, that by so doing he would know I am truly serious to secure admission and that he would help me. He said I should come to the exact spot where we stood at 7:00pm and he would take me there. And I promised him that I would do my best, so he left and I was sitting and pondering if I would make it before my grandmother woke me up in my thoughts and together we walked to the farm.
          Yes, as you could expect all day I was thinking about the proposal of the Pastor, afterall as at then I was young and naïve and so I decided to tell my aunty about it, but I lied and told her that I would be back that night and she obliged me the visit to the Pastor without the knowledge of my granny.
          I met the Pastor at the spot and together we went to the crusade, however on reaching there I discovered it was no crusade, it was just a family he visited at their home to pray for them and from my observations that wasn’t the first time because they already had a room prepared for him. And so after prayers we had meal and from our discussion I observed he was a Pastor of God is still God inc and the owners of that house had so much respect for him, so ordinarily I thought I was in safe hands. But afterward I and the pastor was ushered into the same room, despite the comfort of the room, I couldn’t sleep because I was ,iles away from home and being with people I just met today for the first time I still had some little reservations.
          In the room the Pastor told me he would leave for USA in two weeks time and that if I am a good boy he would take me with him and the thought of USA was exciting to me so I said I will be a good boy. We were both lying on the bed when he said he had to pray for me, and I was waiting for him to say we should get up, but no all of a sudden he climbed on top of me I was sleeping back to the ground and facing the ceiling and so I concealed my body in order to refute such overtures from the pastor but he obliged me to open my body so he can pray for me and again I refused, it was then that his wife at the village at the spot where I saw him called him on the phone and was in a very loud voice that I could also hear her clearly, she said that boy you took away the aunty and grand mother is here and they are causing all sorts of trouble here, they are demanding for their child this night, “please don’t do anything to that boy” and she hung up, but those last words of her “please don’t do anything to that boy”
That confirmed my suspicions that the man was probably gay and I was not the first person he had attempted such on, and his wife was probably aware. When he hung up the call, he was livid with anger and said my relations wanted to spoil my chances of travelling to the USA with him but I didn’t reply him, I was just waiting on daybreak so I go back home.
          But that was not all and since I was in silence he thought I was in compliance with him and so he climbed on top of me again but I closed my body after he tried and was frustrated he practically masturbated himself on top of me and then he fell asleep. But I didn’t sleep that night I was alert all through the night. In the morning he prepared his sermon and had his bathe and was dressed in white suit like an angel and so we headed back to my village. He said he would keep in touch and I said ok.
          Now back to 12th January, 2014 and I was thinking what if this pastor had had his way with me that night I would have been a Gay today, and this is not by my wish but by force, I would see a woman and I would not appreciate her. Being a Gay is not the worst thing on earth but before you are to make someone else a gay especially someone younger he should consent to it and not you trying to force him to oblige. Well I thank God for the experience cos I learnt from it and I applied hard work to myself and studies and I secured admission.
 

                                           

Saturday, 14 December 2013

Bad day for Arsenal Fans


Never have Arsenal fans been so bereaved, six nil thrashing at the Etihad stadium, indeed we all know that Manchester city form at home has been ferocious this season to say the least, thrashing the likes of manchester united 4 - 1, tottenham 6 - 0, and while some people can argue that manchester united was experiencing a dip in form when they visited the Etihad, likewise tottenham was not playing at their best when they picked up the gaunlet and visited manchester city, Arsenal however being the table toppers a lot were expected from this show down and not to be a one sided affair.
                  The average Arsenal fan is bereaved right now, may i also inform you that Chelsea and Everton are winning their respective matches right now as i write, these are teams that always love to take maximum points whenever they hear about a lag at the top of the summit.
                  We know Arsenal very well, and we know they do not recover well from losing a big game, especially when they face a team in the top four of the table consecutively.
                   But above all we the concerned arsenal fans hope the Gunners would just presume that the Etihad boys are on top of their game right now, especially after beating the likes of Bayern Munich in the Champions league, hence prepare fully well for the Chelsea encounter come next weekend.
                   And also pray some title contenders drop points, although it seems so unlikely right now. its indeed a bad day for the concerned arsenal fans


Saturday, 16 November 2013

Behold Your Governor (Anambra State)









Today is the day we exercise our franchise, and to us the indigenes of Anambra state this is not just another election, this is as personal as it gets for years have we watched Gov Peter Obi rule and despite the facts he did well his short coming are tremendous and no i won't agree with the saying that uneasy lies the head that wears the crown, if the Governor has wanted to succeed he had all the resources to do that.

              The latest success of Peter Obi is the invention of HERO BEER, laughable right? perhaps the news that Rochas is making Education free and sponsoring outstanding students overseas didn't reach his villa. Instead he is giving us Beer as a substitute for the social amenities of life and it makes me recall ancient Rome where the Rulers squander funds and in order to divert the attention of the masses, they would organise the Gladiators Fight in the Areana.

              However now we the Anambra indigenes and occupants have a chance to make our tomorrow better by picking that outstanding Aspirant that would be selfless enough to handle the immense capital generated from the massive business places in Anambra state and harness it into adequate resources for the rural areas in the state.

              A candidate that can lay the golden egg, i am objective about this an as such i will not even disclose my candidate, i believe everyone should decide for his or herself. But know t5his you will leave with what you choose for a long time.

              I pray God help us on this day, I pray against violence on this day and above all I pray the right man is elected.

              God Bless Anambra State

               God Bless the Federal Republic  of Nigeria.


  

Nigeria Vs Ethopia (A Stroll In The Park)








The news is now everywhere, the confidence of the Ethopia team is building up, i even watched them train on set yesterday  and not only that, i heard all the predictions their fans had to say, some went for  3-0, a few 3-1 all in favour of Ethopia.

            I was just laughing my ribs out, perhaps they have forgotten too soon Emmanuel Emenike single handedly inflicted on them, well i can't blame them for having hope or voicing their opinion because in all truth they are entitled to it.

            However if they have gone through our outstanding record at the Calabar stadium, they would know why Nigeria picked that stadium for such a big occasion that would inevitably lead one of the two nation to the world cup in Brazil.

            Well i wish them luck anyways but come 4:00pm Nigeria time the Eagles are to soar higher than the Antelopes.
 
            Article written by

             Patroitic Nigeria Fans (PNF)


 

Wednesday, 6 November 2013

Phenomenal Gareth Bale (Bale vs Suarez)










Gareth Bale performance was less than below par in the Nou Camp Stadium, which made critics all over the world criticize him especially regarding his big money move to the Santiago Bernabou as a waste of resource, they didn't stop there they also compared him to Neymar who shone on the same day. Don't get me wrong Neymar is a player of class which i also admire for his dribbling skills and an impressive eye for goal attitude, but it should be noted that Bale missed pre season while Neymar didn't also Neymar move to Camp Nou happened on time while Bale's move delayed immensely. The Barcelona vs Madrid match was Bale first start ever while Neymar was already fully integrated in the starting line up at Barcelona. So even pundits and men of the press know fully well that comparing both men as at that time is nothing more than a a far cry.

       However, four days later he (Gareth Bale) silenced his critics with a double against Sevilla. He also continued his fine form with an impressive solo goal against the Old ladies in Turin, which happens to be his first ever champions league goal. And this brings me to the Suarez issue.

       Who is to say Suarez would not have achieved the same feat of scoring his first ever champions league goal had he signed a contract with the Gunners, the Striker was public about his interest of playing in the champions league, he was ambitious which to the best of my knowledge is a good thing but the powers that be in the Meyserside Reds Football Club would not allow this young man a move to the Emirates side to achieve his dream which will remain outstanding perhaps till January or next summer.

       It should be known that Luis Suarez and Gareth Bale are roughly age mates and if you have watched them on the pitch play i believe you can say each individual is talented in his own special way, but believe in me you that if you take a peek from Luis Suarez side now he is probably itchy, itchy in the sense of the things he could have achieved had he signed for Arsenal, not even to mention the way Arsenal ruthlessly thrashed Liverpool 2 - 0 recently in the English Premier League.

         I remember vividly during the transfer window when Liverpool Legends were all over the Press, rattling their tongues that a move from Liverpool to Arsenal is a step down for the Striker, my guess is that they are talking from a historical point of view not even based on an analysis of 5 years ago.

         Gareth Bale is an outstanding and unbelievable player who has raw skills and his potentials definitely speaks for him, no matter how the Press in the Spanish County try to protest his signing fee as a hindrance to his progression among the white angels, i'm sure he would prove them wrong.

         Luis Suarez on the other hand should have been given a chance to leave just the way Torres left for Chelsea and now have a champions league medal to his laurel, Liverpool should have respected this young man ambitions to move to Arsenal and play in the champions league because he would have really excelled in the champions league, he is really a behemoth of a striker, a beast of an attacker and a swift striker.


from Concerned Arsenal Fans (CAF)




Friday, 1 November 2013

A November 2 Remember (True Life Story)












All in the light of November, a very wonderful month, a month many cherish even more than December and that shouldn't come to you as a surprise because November is a special month indeed.
         
             Now still on this special feeling i wish to share with you guys a very interesting story that happened several years ago even when no man has succeeded in climbing the Mount Everest and it happened on the 1st day of November, perhaps this story might help you enjoy your November better.
      
             This incident was concerning a young man, an ardent believer of the gospel and a hiker by profession he was so obsessed about climbing mountains and he wanted to be the first person to climb Mount Everest, the highest of all mountains and of course he has heard of several failed attempts but this did not deter this man in any manner, he was so determined to be the first to achieve this feat.

            Of course hikers work in packs, so he and his pack set out and camped a few kilometers away from the mount everest on the 31st of October and everyone fell asleep but this young man couldn't sleep, the thoughts were all over him so he said a prayer to God and by 2 am he set out all alone to climb the mountain.

           After some time climbing, he was successful to an appreciable height but he soon let fear to get the best part of him and he slid and was falling and was descending so fast and he felt he was going to die and suddenly his hand clinged to a protrusion of the Mountain and he held it firmly, but since it was 3am in the morning everywhere was dark and he couldn't ascertain which part of the mountain he was clinging on to, if it was close to ground or not. So he decided to call on God and he screamed Father!, Father!!, Father!!! save me, then moments later he heard a voice say "Let Go of your hands my son" and he couldn't believe it, later he heard the same voice repeat "Let Go of your hands my son" and he didn't listen to the voice again saying to himself that he wouldn't commit suicide and so he clinged on to the mountain until daybreak hoping his friends would come looking for him and help him.

         But unfortunately for him he froze out there in the cold, and when his friend saw his dead body clinging to the mountain they observed he was just a few centimeters of landing more like a little jump. Had this young man listened to the voice and let go he could have just landed safely and lived to try another day.

         Now as we start this month of November this should be our moral lesson to learn Ambition is a good thing, we should be relentless in our efforts and we should believe the voice of God even if it seems so so so wrong to us, cos he truly knows best.

         We pray for good news in this special month, news like: ASUU calls off its 4months old strike, Boko haram finally drop arms, PHCN supplies power to all part of the country for 3weeks uninterrupted, Nigeria Police act fast in rescuing civilians etc

     I pray you all enjoy November hale and hearty and when November is finally done i pray you embrace December with all its tidings

God bless Nigeria.